Wedding Toasts †Topics to Avoid :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Wedding Toasts Topics to Avoid take all overt Mention Anything About milk or CowsAt the rehearsal dinner, one of the bridesmaids, who had been drinking, gave a toast. It started bump off just finely, but then she ended it with thank God, some prison terms guys do buy the cow even when they stand the milk for free Dont Blasphemy About a year ago, my fianc and I attend the wedding of my cousin. She married her college sweetheart, and the bridal party was made up mostly of their college friends. During the toast, the best man decides to talk about when he first knew the dress out was going to propose. He says that he and the groom were in New siege of Orleans celebrating Mardi Gras. He was surprised to hear about the upcoming proposal at that time, given that they were surrounded by women taking their tops off to get beads. The conclusion he comes to--and proceeds to tell the whole group of family, friends, and of word form the brides father--is that my cousin must have bet ter breasts than God.Dont gossipmonger on the Many Years it took for the Bride to Find a Sucker (Husband)At my wedding a year ago, my father gave a toast that went over like a lead balloon. He said (in paraphrase), Ive seen my daughter come up through the years and have had a few laughs, like the time she fell in the toilet as a small child. She was so mad at me for laughing at her, that I think peradventure thats why it took her so long to find a man to marry. (I was 32 when I got married.)Remember, Its a Wedding Toast, not an Esoteric diatribeMy husbands brother is well known for his selfishness. He was the best man in our wedding and gave the worst toast you could ever imagine. The speech was typed, single-spaced, on 5 pages, front and back. It lasted about 20 minutes and I (the bride) dont recall being mentioned once. The theme of the speech was Im losing my brother and contained gems like I cant believe he is getting married, its going to be so weird and we wont be able to hang out anymore. I was not welcomed to the family, not congratulated, not spoken to or looked at. And we get along just fine -- it wasnt intended to be disrespectful.