Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered at a Golf Club :: Wedding Toasts Roasts Speeches

Humorous Wedding Speech Delivered at a Golf rules of orderFirstly, I would like to thank break away for his kind words on behalf of the bridesmaids and anyone else he mentioned. While Im on the subject of gratitude, thanks overly to Elite Golf Club and all the workers for a wonderful spread. Any chance of a play membership? japeBefore captureting into things, I must put forward what a truly wonderful wedding its been so far. Pretty church, exciting cars, glorious flowers, magnificent food, a beautiful bride and an average groom. Naturally, mountain pass didnt want any of this expense though. Being an accountant, his original idea for the dinner today was to pick up several family buckets from Kentucky Fried Chicken. He also suggested to Shimona that they have the ceremony at the PB garage to save on a camera man. But Nicks really quite well cancelled you know, but this is the closest youll get to him boasting about it. In fact, you could hap the whole night in the pub wit h him and not realize he has a penny to his name. I dont know if you have noticed, but Nick has had actually had his suit specially designed for today, featuring shortened arms and extra-deep pockets. LaughterThats the last of the accountant jokes I think the facts speak for themselves. In any case, I dont think its sound to bunch all accountants into stereotypes Nick, for example, is a monotype And I first met him at a party one New Years Eve, where a game was organize that required us to pair up and get into teams. Wanting to profit the prize of four cans of lager - quite a trophy when you were sixteen - I approached the most athletic and intelligent guy there. But Keith Fletcher was already paired up, so I had to settle for Nick. And no, we didnt win the lager, but it didnt stymie us from being pals ever since. Hell be the first to conduct that hes never been the sportiest of blokes as doing any form of serve seems to bring on a headache. But he does enjoy the unmatched game of badminton and is very keen on football, rather than play though, he prefers to stay in and watch games on the telly (TV). He loves notice the soap operas as well. In fact, if it wasnt for Emmerdale hed hardly get any fresh air at all.